Unreal All-Stars Recruit Buffalo Roam'rs, Claim Rights to Saturday Slot

Looks like the Unreal All-Stars may live up to their name with a couple recruits from the infamous East Bay’s Buffalo Roam. Bass player, Chuck Rosene and drummer Steve Ellis will definitely provide some heavy hitting to the lineup. With Clayton by the wayside, the Unreal are trying to climb back into their slot on Saturday night. From what I hear, no one is willing to budge. Understand that Cap’n Mike has to put out to Sea on Sunday, Clam master Paul Pot says that the Clams are firmly wedged in place and Dan Lange, well he isn’t called Big Dan for nothing! This may come down to a battle royale and it won’t be pretty. This sort of back stabbing and oneupmanship haven’t been seen (music wise) at the Muffin in years. What would Pat do? Weasel his way in somehow no doubt. Maybe we should settle this with some good old fashioned arm wrestling. Do Clams have arms? I knew this whole deal wasn’t done yet! Stay tuned for further details.

On other fronts (thank goodness), Ungie and Vernon (from Unreal days of past) have been working on a video to honor Pat Quinn and are hoping to premiere it at the Muffin one night or the other. Could this mean black tie and red carpet at the Gold Nugget Theatre?