Apparently the odor of a fancy new trophy is in the air because the Weasel’s manager, Playboy Millionaire Hank Gimme, has proposed that Muffin "quit bowing down to all these musicians and artistic types and start taking the sport of professional horseshoes seriously". Rumor has it that somehow Gimme has tapped into a whole pile of cash (in XXX-cess of $1K) and placed an order with Zinz Custom Machining for an incredible new horseshoe prize. "Forget those puny belts or those sissy gold chains, this trophy will shock and awe all your friends and associates. Walk away with this baby and you will be the envy of your block and whole lot more!" With the recent outbreak of Musical Me-itis, Gimme thinks "it’s high time to dump the whole music lineup and focus on some real culture for a change". Apparently Muffin management has been rather cool on the idea but at the same time hasn’t trashed it either. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see if its tunes as usual or Pro Horseshoes all party long!
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Hank Gimme Suggests Firing ALL Musicians and Hiring Pro Horseshoe Teams Instead
Apparently the odor of a fancy new trophy is in the air because the Weasel’s manager, Playboy Millionaire Hank Gimme, has proposed that Muffin "quit bowing down to all these musicians and artistic types and start taking the sport of professional horseshoes seriously". Rumor has it that somehow Gimme has tapped into a whole pile of cash (in XXX-cess of $1K) and placed an order with Zinz Custom Machining for an incredible new horseshoe prize. "Forget those puny belts or those sissy gold chains, this trophy will shock and awe all your friends and associates. Walk away with this baby and you will be the envy of your block and whole lot more!" With the recent outbreak of Musical Me-itis, Gimme thinks "it’s high time to dump the whole music lineup and focus on some real culture for a change". Apparently Muffin management has been rather cool on the idea but at the same time hasn’t trashed it either. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see if its tunes as usual or Pro Horseshoes all party long!
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OK, Hank, the dust has settled, the true champions whitled down those uppity youngsters, thwarting the potential embarrassment of a lifetime. We have the trophy but we're still waiting for the money.
Can we get out of the sun yet?
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