“It’s utter schedule pandamonium!...It’s anybodies guess who will play and when at this point!", stage manager Marshall Law was heard to reply after hearing the news that the Unreal All Star’s were vying to move their performance to Sunday night. “Some bull crap story about Clayton not being able to make it Saturday…jeeezz you’d think after 31 years that these damn drummers could get it right!”. The rumor mill has been all over this one, and to top it off, King Clam, Paul Pot, has announced a new lineup the promises to "kick the crap" out of any so called "All Star” band. Apparently, the Clams have signed some hot shot, fancy pants, ringer of a bass player specifically for the Muffin, and are planning a major assault on the “tenderloin” of Muffin (Saturday night). Law’s parting comment was “All I can say is that we haven’t heard the end of this one, I expect some serious jockeying for prime positions in the weeks ahead.” Rumor has it that "Sunday" may be the new "Saturday".
1 comment:
Please don't make fun of drummers.
The Unreal band has been working
with Clayton for over 20 years
and we have taught him many
simple words and gestures.
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