For the first time in MM history, our own Lochness monster, the elusive spirit called BA has been sighted off Muffin grounds. Although never proven to actually exist, Muffineers have been regularly spotting BA since the late seventies, and differ greatly as to just what BA is. Kelly Bubb, who has been attending MM for 25 years said," At first I thought he was just some drunk guy who hangs around fires. Now I think it's a spirit or ghost that occupies someone that's close to a fire." Still others insist that BA is actually the fire, wood, and people all at the same time. "That's Bullshit!" Kelly's husband Bob Bubb snorted,"It's just those two stupid brothers, I forget their names." Ba, (who refers to himself as the 'God of wood and screw-type fasteners'), appeared outside Muffin territory in Sacramento at the home of Greg 'Kingpin' Popejoy while taking a shower. "The thing scared the crap outta me", said an obviously shaken Popejoy. " It kept yammering on and on about how this Meadow Muffin blog was going to be used as a portal for future Fence Poster Children. I told it I was out of beer and it left". Many Muffineers may differ on the existence of BA, but Fence Poster Children are as real as tornadoes. Beyond hammerheadism, Fence Poster Children earn their living by bumming everyone out and general party-busting. They take their name from the Latin term to place something worthless on a fence post and shoot it. MM has had a rich colorful history of FPC'c including: 'Old Yeller' the grandmaster of them all who tried to catch flying horseshoes with his naked ass; 'Flip-Out'; 'Tried-To-Die'; 'SnowBird'; 'Doktari'; and 'BushWhacker' are just a few of the many that tried, but could not ruin Muffin. Philosophically, some say it isn't a real Muffin without at least one FPC, arguing that having a FPC around prevents much worse things from happening, while others say that the Fence Poster Child IS the worse thing that is happening. In closing 'Kingpin' Popejoy added,"well at least it will be real entertaining to see who screws up this year".
Muffinscape XXXII (http://darron.smugmug.com)
Friday, April 6, 2007
Latest 'BA' Sighting Bodes of Future Fence Poster Children
For the first time in MM history, our own Lochness monster, the elusive spirit called BA has been sighted off Muffin grounds. Although never proven to actually exist, Muffineers have been regularly spotting BA since the late seventies, and differ greatly as to just what BA is. Kelly Bubb, who has been attending MM for 25 years said," At first I thought he was just some drunk guy who hangs around fires. Now I think it's a spirit or ghost that occupies someone that's close to a fire." Still others insist that BA is actually the fire, wood, and people all at the same time. "That's Bullshit!" Kelly's husband Bob Bubb snorted,"It's just those two stupid brothers, I forget their names." Ba, (who refers to himself as the 'God of wood and screw-type fasteners'), appeared outside Muffin territory in Sacramento at the home of Greg 'Kingpin' Popejoy while taking a shower. "The thing scared the crap outta me", said an obviously shaken Popejoy. " It kept yammering on and on about how this Meadow Muffin blog was going to be used as a portal for future Fence Poster Children. I told it I was out of beer and it left". Many Muffineers may differ on the existence of BA, but Fence Poster Children are as real as tornadoes. Beyond hammerheadism, Fence Poster Children earn their living by bumming everyone out and general party-busting. They take their name from the Latin term to place something worthless on a fence post and shoot it. MM has had a rich colorful history of FPC'c including: 'Old Yeller' the grandmaster of them all who tried to catch flying horseshoes with his naked ass; 'Flip-Out'; 'Tried-To-Die'; 'SnowBird'; 'Doktari'; and 'BushWhacker' are just a few of the many that tried, but could not ruin Muffin. Philosophically, some say it isn't a real Muffin without at least one FPC, arguing that having a FPC around prevents much worse things from happening, while others say that the Fence Poster Child IS the worse thing that is happening. In closing 'Kingpin' Popejoy added,"well at least it will be real entertaining to see who screws up this year".
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