Thursday, April 12, 2007
Muffin Committee Announces New Guidelines to Stamp Out "Rural Blight"
A trend has been noted in recent years that certain individuals lacking in aesthetic appreciation and apparent respect for fellow Muffineers have attempted to “wall off” our wonderful creek in order to create their own private paradise (or hell, depending on how you look it). Scenes like the one accompanying this post are more reminiscent of a construction site or a homeless camp than a pristine riparian strip on the edge of our little piece of heaven. To prevent eyesores of this nature from appearing in the future, any camp within sight of the main meadow will be subject to review by the Muffin committee. Camp sites deemed to be "crimes against nature" or generally "skizzle" one's eyeballs, will be asked to move to a more sequestered location.
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Greetings, Earthlings! Have just returned from a time-warping trip to the outer reaches of the galaxy, and realized that it is almost THAT time again! In absence I see that a new communication methodology has been created whereby all Muffineers can now gather in the ethernet and blog each other's blogs. Must be a good thing! You should be receiving the post cards any year now, but in the meantime we're all looking forward to yet another venture into the void! Muffin!
I LIKE O'Connell's little slice of jungle cunning. It's...cozy, in an Injun Joe kinda way.
I heard that there is always room for "Sunshine" (or was it Moonshine) at the O'Conno Lodge!
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