Thursday, May 12, 2011
Newly Discovered Volcano Threatens To Blow Away Nuthin Muffin
It has been reported in a recent USGS press release that a long forgotten and assumed dormant volcano in the region north east of Browns Valley CA is showing signs of new activity and unrest. Locals have reporting seeing signs of increasing pressure with small eruptions of smoke and ash emitted into the atmosphere. Some blame this activity on a failure to maintain farm equipment or large falling tree branches. The Muffin committee wants to assure all potential XXXVI Muffineers that this occurrence will "in no way" impede our ability to engage in Muffin type activity this year. As a precaution, Muffineers are requested to be prepared for raining brimstone and avoid generating loud noises and other acts of hammerheadedness in the vicinity of the cinder cone/trailer.
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It's gonna be "Smokin!"
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