Muffin XXXVI Forecast: Cool ... Tres Cool! (mais sans Coolius)

A few final words for folks brave enough to attend "Muff in the Ruff". Rest easy, Pope sez that POP's if not yet delivered are indeed on the way. In the past few days we've heard or gotten word from the Ricks (Banjo and Mando), King Jomo, Mr. Ocono Lodge, Dan and Jane, P. Pot and 2/3 Clams, Mz Nanceee, Dandy Gee (and the Beer Pong Boys), Senor Blanco & Smithy, the Derwoody Clan, Bean Man Ben, Bishop Joey... and the list goes on and on. Also, many regrets from those who are disposed elsewhere or perhaps are just BIG BABIES! In any case, hopefully some grass was cut and if not maybe there will be a weed whacker or 2 available to spruce up your camp site. Ed sez please beware of overhead branches when you pitch your tent. Some rather large ones came down this past year. So car pool if you can and be sure to pack your woolies. You know the drill, have a safe trip and see you "up" there.

Experts Expect Rapture To Have Little Impact On Muffin XXXVI Attendance

It may be a little less crowded around here after tomorrow if things go according to some folk's plans. Don't expect too many Muffineer's to be swept up in the event... so we're not scaling down our port-a-potty order one iota! Want to go to HEAVEN?... got news for you...You are as close to it as you are ever gonna get. So ignore these false prophets and get your car loaded up and ready for some real Rapture... the 36th coming of MEADOW MUFFIN! Thanks to everyone who posted RSVP's (its NOT TOO LATE to do so). Looks like we should beat the Muffin XXXIV attendance (was it 4 or 5?) by a long shot. Looking forward to a very EASY Muffin for a change. Hope to see you there!

Newly Discovered Volcano Threatens To Blow Away Nuthin Muffin

It has been reported in a recent USGS press release that a long forgotten and assumed dormant volcano in the region north east of Browns Valley CA is showing signs of new activity and unrest. Locals have reporting seeing signs of increasing pressure with small eruptions of smoke and ash emitted into the atmosphere. Some blame this activity on a failure to maintain farm equipment or large falling tree branches. The Muffin committee wants to assure all potential XXXVI Muffineers that this occurrence will "in no way" impede our ability to engage in Muffin type activity this year. As a precaution, Muffineers are requested to be prepared for raining brimstone and avoid generating loud noises and other acts of hammerheadedness in the vicinity of the cinder cone/trailer.