Muffin XXXIII: Year of the Cheap Event?

Given the lackluster ticket sales (yes tickets REALLY are still only $30 bux!) the Muffin committee is seeking really cheap events to delight and entertain the throngs of Muffineers expected to flood Muffinville this season. Rumor has it the "pirate" contingent is planning another sneak attack and beach-style weenie roast for Sunday night. Mention has also been made of a "Paella" night, perhaps Saturday... bring your biggest paella pan, swimps, chicken parts and plenty of saffron or whatever else might slow cook on a bed of spicy rice. Club Ouiselle has hinted that "The Dude" night is in the works for Sunday night... wear a bathrobe, a bowling shirt or an ugly alpaca sweater and get a free white Russian! HH is threatening to bring his copy of the Newlywed Game (home edition) and intends to force anyone who's been married in the last 5 years to answer incredibly embarassing questions on stage in front of everyone. Prizes to be announced. To make matters worse Hank Gimee is negotiating a deal to be MC. So sounds like this year is shaping up to be a memorable one.