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Thursday, May 10, 2018

Muffin Tiki Bar Reported Missing!

Concerned Citizens Inspect the Former Site of the Muffin Tiki Bar
It has been recently reported that all vestiges of the so called Muffin "Tiki Bar" are nowhere to be found.  Local authorities have been notified to be on the lookout for any suspicious vehicles carrying palm fronds, bamboo poles, bright yellow and green barrels and other highly tacky decor.  An attempt was made to contact the management of the long established Club Oiselle (sic) for comment on this apparent tragedy but oddly enough there has been no response.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

In an attempt to secure funds in (their) arrears from the notorious "Weezles", official Muffin Horseshoe Tourney officials have found it necessary to seize certain ASSets associated with the infamous Horseshoe Championship collaborators. This includes certain "Club Oiselle Accoutramontes", including the whole Club. Weezle defense attorneys, funded by Playboy Gazillionaire Hank Gimme, have postulated that "with Club Oiselle, do you really HAVE a Muffin?".
Horseshoe officials had no viable response.


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