The last remaining Muffineers are getting so old and creaky that this is the only kind of camping that they can handle anymore! Room service anyone? Actually this looks pretty damn good to me. Can we pay someone to set all this up for us? Muffin Deluxe, ONLY 250 bux a night. Wait a minute, maybe there might be something to this idea. If folks pay $500 to camp in a sand storm at Burning Man image how attractive this deal would be. OK, Muffin XXXX, Reservations and Deposits now being accepted! Your every need will be provided, just bring yourself! How cool would that be!
OK, back to reality (unfortunately). It appears there will be a single port-a-potty available (maybe) for those hearty souls (with untarnished FULL Muffineer credentials) willing to brave uncut grass and another potential heat wave to experience Muffin "au-naturale" this year (No, I do NOT mean naked! Unless you are under 40!). Please contact your nearest Muffin representative for details. And about next year...start saving your lunch money.
