Muffin XXXVI Schedule (Tea Party Style)

OK, so there has been much chaos and confusion about what parts of Muffin will still be intact for this years event. Well, clearly we have had to eliminate the many "give-aways" that made Muffin so popular (and poor) in the past. So to give you an idea of what Muffin will be like this year, here is a proposed schedule of events.

Friday:

• "Mow Your Own" Campground Fun
• Port-A-Pot $$$ Round-Up
  
• BYOB Zombie-Tiki Meat & Greet (admission free, Pirates $5)

Saturday:

• Cook-Shack Hammerhead (less) Fest
  
• Beer Pong Slam Down (bring your own folding table)
  
• Open Mic I (that's one microphone, amplification optional)
• Muffin Drive-In (your head) Movies

Sunday:

• Championship Horseshoe Demonstration (sorry, Weazels Only)
• Pope's 3D Hayride Simulation (with horsecrap-like smells)
• Club Ouiselle Bavarian Wiener Feast (1 case of PBR FCFS)
  
• Battle of the Unplugged Bands (or persons)

So, if you are still reading this and want to reserve your spot at this years "Muffin-Without-Stuff-in", please RSVP by posting a comment to this post with your handle and a body count. You can also contact the usual suspects at the usual locations.